Christmas J O K E S

What do monkeys sing at Christmas?
Jungle Bells, Jungle bells...!

What do you get if you cross an 

apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple!

 

What does Father Christmas suffer 

from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
Santa Claustrophobia! 

What do reindeer hang on their 

Christmas trees?
"Horn"-aments!

Which of Santa's reindeer 

has bad manners?
"Rude"-olph!